Oh.What.The.Deck

So, what's the deal? Are you trying to become the Shakespeare of card decks? I bet your page is just one big rabbit hole of card tricks that only your grandma would applaud-if she wasn't asleep halfway through your 45th attempt at a "perfect shuffle." And let's not even talk about those cringe-worthy puns in the captions. "I'm dealing with a full deck"? More like, "I'm dealing with the full weight of my life choices." Oh, and don't get me started on those "epic" card spreads that look like a toddler just threw a tantrum on a poker table. The followers you do have are probably only sticking around for the inevitable moment when you mess up a trick and have a meltdown. Who knew a deck of cards could be so... monotonous? I'm guessing your page is where originality went to shuffle off this mortal coil.