SuicideViking

Nothing says “edgy with a touch of Norse mythology” like a username that sounds like it came from a Hot Topic clearance rack. Your bio screams “I’m mysterious, but also into creative writing and playing cards because I’m deep,” with hearts and skulls like you’re writing a teenage poetry collection. The feed? A chaotic museum of vintage card designs that feels like scrolling through the fever dream of someone who’s one existential breakdown away from launching a tarot startup. Congrats on being the king of a niche no one cares about.